Taylor Swift, Sam Fox, Michael J. Fox

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In a word: NO.

The website Vulture caught up with Michael J. Fox to ask him about Taylor.

Vulture: Would you approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection?

MJF: No. No ... Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?

Vulture: Right!

MJF: What a way to build a career.

Vulture: So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner, how would you react?

MJF: I wouldn’t even know who she was.

Vulture: But it'd probably dawn on you after the breakup song hit the radio.

MJF: Yeah, exactly. 'Sam, You Piece of Sh*t.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home!